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From: pugo pete
Category: Fish Report
Date: 10/07/02
Time: 10:16 AM
I hear you guys always catch alot of fish, so says the "Drum Man". Is it really true that people stand and salute Bertha as she goes by? Speaking of the fairer sex, I've heard that you guys are really tight with "Mullet Woman". For those in the audience not familiar with her, she is somewhat past her reproductive prime, of a very portly stature, has buck teeth and a light beard, and has greasy hair with fish scales in it. She mysteriously appears on certain tide/moon phases, likes spiced rum, and tends to be drawn to fishermen of unsavory character. Rumor has it that she also loves beach dancing in the nude, on the beach of course, and usually stages a spontaneous performance whenever a drum over 40 lbs is brought in. On the other hand she always has the best bait on the island. If you want to meet her, your best chance is to follow the "COUNT DOWN" crew.